Recent Adventures

Yeah we've all been really lazy in getting all the stupidity and insanity of our lives documented lately, so I thought I'd summarize some of the events that I've been a part of in the past few weeks.

1. "One Ball Pic Please"

Players: Ryan, Jon, Adriano, Ross
Location: The Attic/ Ryan and Pat's House

- bad things happen when a night starts with a 12 pack of Pilsner
- Ryan throws a 20 spot at the bouncer to allow us to get in
- I've never seen the Attic even somewhat busy but for some reason on this Thursday night it was bumpin
- many double rye and Craigmont colas were consumed
-Jon called some fruitcake Lacoste wearing guy "gay"
-Jon got threatened by a staff member
- more Pilsner was consumed
- I awoke to 2 sets of junk hovering above me
- drunken text messages were send to any and all women
- chicken burgers were prepared at 6ish AM

2. New Years

Players: Jesse, Ryan, Adriano, Ross, Jenni, Bryan
Location: Hudson's Downtown

- free tickets were obtained from Courtney or her sister....
- great, extremely drunken times were had(I can't really remember what happened until midnight)
- we all got little bottles of free champagne
- drunken, lonely or desparate girls threw themselves on all of us at 12 o'clock
- we danced and partied until about 3
- Bryan and Jessie tried to go to denny's but were rejected
- Ryan somehow found his way home...
- resolutions were made the following morning to never drink again....


3. Housewarming Party

Cast: Everyone that matters (except Va-Jon-a)
Location: Pat and Ryan's (relatively) new house

- I didn't get there until after midnight so I missed a bunch of stuff
- from what I hear, Jason was dropped on his head while doing a keg stand (anger ensued)
- Coors Light was the beer of choice
- drinking games were played (CHUG!) EEEEEE!
- guitar hero was dominated
- songs were sung (red hot chili peppers, weezer etc)
- songs were screamed (saosin, taken etc)
- songs were danced to (Dick in a box etc)
- someone made a tuna sandwich....
- some people vomited
- innappropriate questions were asked
- the keg was nearly finished
- i slept on the floor beside the drum kit...