Thursday night specials

I have a couple days before i have to get down to studying so i thought tonight would be a fun night to go out even though i decided not to drink.

Cast of Characters:
Ryan
Pat
Pannich
Ross
Corey Butt (i assure you it is his real name)

Location: Whyte Ave
Time: 10:10

Whyte ave is packed tonight, its the busiest i've seen it since before winter. There are lines everywhere. We start out at Stollies since its thursday and they have $1.00 highballs. I'm surprised that there is a short line at Stolis, but we find out later why. When we get in we find out the dollar drink special was over at 10 so Pannich slams his 3 vodkas and we leave, it was shit inside anyways. I can't stand Stolli's unless i know we are going to be there for an hour or less. The next stop was the Attic. We passed by a sign that said there was a special there so we went in. Pretty much dead inside. I don't think i've ever seen the Attic busy. Pat and Ryan have about 6 then off to the next stop. There was no line at the Thirsty Turtle so we went in, the crowd was good, Pat and Ryan have another 3 each. We Jenny Schewtz inside and exchange pleasantries. We aren't in there long and head west. We are standing on the corner across the street from Chapters and decide to check out the Billiard Room. We are in and out in about 5 minutes. We are back on the corner trying to decide what to do. Ryan sees this girl that used to be into one of his firefighing classmates and they exchange numbers. Tonight Ryan is in one of those moods where he needs to find some tail so we head to the One. None of us want to go inside considering its shit in there and there is cover too. We look down the street at O'byrns and there is a pretty big line so that idea was scrapped. Pannich sees people that he used to work at from Buffalo, they try and convince him and the rest of us to come to the one, we think not. We head back east all the way to gateway blvd. Suite 69 and Wolley Bullys had a line. Savoy would be our next stop. Inside i had a beer reccommeded by Pat called steam anchor brewed in San fran. We sit by this ledge next to a table of 2 girls. Another one joins them shortly after. One girl really cute, short brown hair, blue green eyes and a green sweater, had a really high pitched sqeeky voice. Ross and i both agreed the voice made her more desireable. Had i been half cut i may have been compelled to talk to her, but sober i lack the gall. Pannich really wants to go back to the One to hang with his Buffalo buddies, he tells us of this short asian girl that would be there with a huge rack. This is still not enough to get me, Pat, and Ross inside. Outside we see Corey Butt on the balcony inside, Ryan and Pannich would soon join him, they assured us that they wouldn't be long. Ross decide sto leave, and me and Pat waited. When they came out we made our last stop at O'byrns since it was in the direction of my car and there was no line. It seems like everyone was having a good time inside except the smell was horrid. It smelled like BO and mildew. Ryan and Pannich try to hit on these two chicks upstairs. One of them turned out really weird but hot, the other one was nice but not so hot. They decided it wasn't worth it and we left and stopped by Wendy's for some spicy chicken on the way home.

end of classes day 2

Cast of characters:
Ross (homeboy)
Ryan (homeboy)
Pannich (homeboy)
Angelo (bro of homeboy)
Lori (friend of my bro)
Amanda (friend of my bro, a brogley)
the rest are U of A:
Amanda
Catherine
Laurie
Lisa (oleary)
Jasmine
Shelly
Tom
Clarence
Duang (oleary)
Chris (oleary)
Alex (oleary)
Simon (oleary)
Anya (friend of Courtney who went to oleary)
Brittney (friend of Courtney who went to oleary)
Olivia (friend of Courtney who went to oleary)
Olav
cute blonde chick with blue eyes (olavs friend)
blue rimmed glasses girl with purple streaks (olavs friend)
Eric
girl in one of my classes with Eric

Location : Business building
Time: 12:30

I get to school and wait for ross to meet me. I go to the library to waste some time and end up cracking a book i haven't opened in about 2 months. I only get a page in and he calls. I go and meet him in windsor parking lot and we drive to the nearby liquor depot. I want to get beer since that is what we are gonna be drinking in BEER gardens for the rest of the day. But ross wants to get some sort of har alcohol. We decide on JD but at the last minute we get southern comfort much to the chagrin of the guy working the till that says it tastes like nail polish remover. Ross and i had never had it. We ignore him and get it anyways, i remember that pannich used to drink this stuff so it couldn't be that bad. We were wrong. We drive to macs and get a slush to mix the booze in. We mix it in Windsor parking lot and drink it on some benches outside. The stuff tastes awful with a pepsi slush, but i don't think it was the mix, southern comfort is no comfort to drink at all. We polish it off in about 10 minutes and i'm already cut. I know at this point today will be a mess. I hope to run into the unnamed hot dark haired girl in my class sometime today.

Location: Beer gardens
Time : 2pm

Beer gardens is packed with people. However unlike years past, security kept the line moving and there was not much of a wait in line. Outside i run into Alex and Simon they are throwing around a football and both are as drunk as i am already. Inside Ross and i get a bunch of beer tickets, 4 bux for a kokanee in a plastic cup? For some reason the stuff tasted awesome, easy drinking and cold. We wander around for a bit and then run into Laurie, she needs some time to burn since she is volunteering at 3:30. The Business Students Association runs this thing so a bunch of bus students volunteer. We find a place to sit in the grass and catch some sun. I go pee in the porta pottie village they have setup in this horse shoe pattern, and get another beer and run into these two girls that know my name. I look at them puzzled and then they go " you know Brittney and Anya? Courney's friend" and then it clicks. "Hey, yeah i remember you girls". Ryan was "seeing" Courtney a while back and we hung out with some of her friends during that time. I talked to them for a while and two other friends join them Olivia and another one i never met before. I had previously given them my number but Anya put it in wrong so we exchanged correct numbers this time and i went back to Laurie and Ross. Amanda and Catherine join us on the grass for a bit then Catherine and Laurie go to volunteer. Ross goes to get more beer and i'm left there with Amanda, she strikes up a conversation with the people next to us and i realize she knows the dude, Olav. I had met him before once. It is at this point i spot a guy in mine and Amandas class. I'll call him indie hipster, since thats how he dresses. Amanda thinks he is so cute so i thought i'd go and force an introduction. Besides i was aware he was married so i thought it would be funny as well. So i approach indie hipster and introduce myself as a guy in your class, and then i proceed to tell him that the girl over there has a huge crush on you. By now Amanda catches wind and runs away all shy and shit. So i'm trying to point out to indie hipster who this crazy girl is, i'm not sure he could see who i was pointing out since she was trying to hide in the crowd but it was funny nonetheless. Amanda leaves a little pissed at me and i talk to Olav and a blond girl and a girl with blue rimmed glasses. i think one of their names was Emma, because i made some dumb joke about the show Friends and Ross and emma who is Ross and Rachels baby, since Ross came back and sat with us. From what i remember one of them is in Sciences doing genetics and the other i don't remember. When people are drunk they talk about dumb shit like how they lace up their shoes or what color their rooms are. Thats pretty much what we talked about, but not about the rooms or the shoes, other dumb things. After a while i was out of beer and went to get another once i came back and they were all gone, oh well i went to mingle with some other people. I ran into Jasmine a friend of Lisa's, i asked her if she had seen Lisa around and she said she was somewhere. I ran into her a few minutes later with some of her friends. I was kinda hungry at this point and went back to the pizza 73 trailer, i had gone there earlier in the day but they had run out of pizza and i would have had to wait for them to make another one so i left. This time they had run out again since the guy kinda burned the pizza. So me and the other guy behind me ask him if we can have the burned one, the guy says he was gonna throw it out anyways so he gave us the whole fucking pizza, it was completly edible and hardly burned. It wasn't cut so i ripped a huge piece and was on my way. I'm with Lisa and her friends eating my tasty pizza and i see Tom and Clarance, two guys in Business. They are with Duang and Chris two guys i kinda know from highschool. I introduce them to Lisa and we hang out for a while. Meanwhile Ross meets Pannich and ryan and Angelo at the powerplant and call me to come meet them. After a while i convince Lisa and her friend to come to the plant. On the way out of beer gardens i'm introduced to Eric and his friend, i don't remember her name. I've previously conversed with Eric about jeans but never really met the two of them even though they are in business and i see them almost everyday.

Location: Powerplant
time:maybe 4

The powerplant is less busy then i expected condidering the last day of school and all. I get a pint of honey brown, i just asked the barkeep what i could get for 5 bux. I'm not sure how long we are there, but long enough for Ryan and Pannich to get some food. I think Lisa and her friend leave around this time. Laurie, Catherine and Amanda meet us at the plant. I'm not sure how they knew we were there, i think at some point they must have called, most of the details of the day are blurred.

Location: Beer Gardens
Time: little after 5 i think

For some reason we decide to go to SUB, not sure why but on the way past beer gardens i go back in to quickly drink away my last ticket. Instead i ended up staying and didn't go to SUB at all. I hung out with Alex and his brother and his buddies. We talked to some cute girl with wavy blonde hair. I can't remember about what, i was fixated on the one dimple she had on her left cheek. I see my brothers friend Lori, i ask her what she is doing there and how she got in, she isn't a student there. I guess she used her friend Amanda's (the brogley) one card, they look nothing alike. Not sure why i made note of this, it was just totally weird to see her there. By then Ross, Amanda, Laurie and Catherine had come back to beer gardens and Pannich and Ryan and left. I felt bad that they didn't have as much fun as they should have, Ryan isn't a student and thus couldn't get into beer gardens. Around this time Robin just finished her volunteering and came to talk to us for a bit. She is in mine and Ross' business law class. We both think she is attractive but we're too scared to do anything about it. She ends up leaving and i spot Shelly a cute brown girl in two of my finance classes. I drunkenly dance with her for like 5 minutes then go get another beer. The rest of my time at beer gardens consisted of lounging on the grass and running around wildly with amanda's vest that was two sizes too small for me. By this point a lot of people have already left and there are at most 100 people in beer gardens. With the sun setting and me on the brown grass with my head proped up with Laurie's bag i watched pissed drunk U of A students dance to a muddle of techno beats and top 40 hits.

Security kicked everyone out at 7, the five of us ross, laurie, amanda, and catherine spend the next half an hour in the quad watching some people throw a frisbee around. One guy says someone stole his sandals and he was walking around barfoot. He kept saying to us and himself, "who would want to steal a pair of size 13 sandals"

We walked to the Business building and sat on the floor outside Winspear library. The librarian took offence to our loud behaviour and came out and told us to quiet down or he would call security. At the time i thought his request was absurd and made a loud snide remark when he went back inside. Laurie, Amanda, and Catherine go into an empty room and work on a project. I really couldn't comprehend working on a project now, let alone watching people work on one so Ross and i wandered into HUB. Some people walking by in HUB recognized me for whatever reason, must have been something i've done earlier in the day. The alcohol was still affecting me and would until early in the morning, but for now i was hungry again and we found our way to the nearby Wendys for some spicy ckicken combo. Tom and some other people were supposed to be at the Bank downtown that night, i had wanted to go but no one else wanted to go and in the state i was in i needed some supervision. We went back to business and shortly after i catch a ride home with Amanda. I get home at about 10. Exhausted after a hard day of drinking i pass out. I never did run into the unnamed dark haired girl from my class.

end of classes day 1

cast of characters:
Ross ( homeboy)
Nick ( U of A)
Robin (U of A)
Unnamed hot dark haired chick in my Blaw class

I was pretty much done my last class since my only one on wednesday was cancelled. Beer gardens was going on today and wednesday in the quad. Our Blaw prof let us go early, Robin told our prof she had to leave early to go work beer gardens so she ended the lecture early and let us all go. I wasn't really planning on drinking today, i was going to save it all for the next day but ross nick and i go to beer gardens anyways. After class was over i asked the hot unnamed dark haired girl to join us she said she had some friends comming later and would probably come by later. She never showed up. Beer gardens wasn't really full and we only spent about 2 hours there. The real fun would come the next day.

Oh and the new moneen album came out, go have a listen of "the red tree".

A Bottle of Absinthe and a Yellow Bus

As this is my first post please bare with me as I stumble through this process. As my team mate has mentioned a journal or blog is long overdue as there are many stories that could entertain or offend society in general. Stories such as "The Middle Finger Man", "Fight Night", "The Night of the Nickle-Plated Vag", and "The Man Who Was Too Fucking Handsome" will have to live on in the memories of those who were involved and those it was passed on to.

I'll be starting with Saturday April 8th, Laura's 18th B-day PubCrawl.

As a disclaimer I'll will state that Absinthe leaves me with no recollection of the what happened the previous night. What follows has been pieced together from hearsay and my own broken memory.

The Players:
Bryan (homeboy)
Pat (homeboy)
Jessie (homeboy)
Kevin (jessies bro)
Jay Jonah (homeboy)
Keith (homeboy)
Ashley (keiths women)
Jamie (ashley's sister)
Chris (Jamies BF)
Ruben (club Z)
Fred (rio nero)
Francine (old navy)
Lindsey(old navy)
Shanna (tommy hilfiger)

This would be the core group that did the pre-drinking at my house and for the most part stuck together throughout the night. The Following are "Supporting Players" that interacted and influenced the aforementioned Players.

Laura (old navy, birthday girl)
Kelsey (old navy)
Chantel (old navy, loves the cheese)
Chris Epton (bro of old homeboy)
Kristen (high school, U of A, many other connections)
Mark (green shirt dude)
Veronica (some girl)
Courtney(some girls friend)

Location: Castle Keep
Time: 6:30-8:15pm

As everyone got ready to meet at my place to drink and talk high hopes of the night I got the usual barrage of phone calls with everyone wanting to know the details. Being the one with the greatest connection to the birthday girl I generally had to organize our group of party goers. After hearing from everyone I got the general notion that the guys were all ready and the girls would be late. So as the boys arrived the drinking commenced with our choice of poison being Absinthe and MGD. There were few other beverages being consumed but they were all un-Godly concoctions of this and that which works as the main goal of the night was to get as shamangled as possible. The Absinthe got the job started going down smooth, well at least as smooth as a gasoline/turpentine mixture can. Being a beer drinking knowing I had MGD's was a nice comfort, but little did I know after my share at the house I would only have one more throughout the night thanks in part to a little dark haired vixen. When the girls arrived we all pounded back our drinks and made for the convoy of last minute drivers (Rodney, Pam, and Katie). The ride to the meeting place "Rum" was uneventful in my vehicle but as I later heard Jessie's car had to make a pit stop as 3 out of 4 drinkers damn near pissed themselves.

Location: The "New" Rum
Time: 8:15-9:00pm give or take

We regrouped at Rum and joined what would be the other people on the pubcrawl. Almost immediatley we were welcomed by Laura who for some reason did not seem drunk yet. She said her hello's and gave us the gist of what should be happening during the night. As I wandered off from the group I was mauled by another newly 18yr old Kelsey. Not having seen her for some time it was good to chat and make promises of getting messed up before the night was over. Looking a little like Scarlette Johnasson, Kelsey's always a bonus to have at any party cause she's easy on the eyes and has that fun loving attitude. Around this time I was taken to the bar for a drink and grabbed Laura on the way so I could get her a b-day drink. I asked for a bunch of what seemed to be well known drinks only to find out that chick working the bar didn't know anything outside of a Gladiator dropshot. By now I was feeling nicely buzzed and was glad to hear that we would be leaving for the next bar.

Location: Bus
Time:?

Our first bus ride wasn't too special other than a few swigs out of a community bottle of something I didn't much like the taste of, but hey, free booze.

Location: Stolli's
Time:?

As we all herded ourselves into Stolli's I only had one thing on my mind and that was a date with the urinal. After an exquiste piss I had my fist encounter with Mark while washing my hands. Unknown to me we had met previously and after randomly guessing wrong names we reintroduced ourselves and I guranteed I wouldn't forget it again. After leaving my boy Keith brought me a drink (Vodka Slime Double) and we bullshitted our way through conversations with different people. After returning the favour with another double vodka slime I found my self toe-to-toe with Francine. Now somewhere in a past life I must have emabarrassed this girl in a drinking competition cause she had it out for me that night. For a petite girl that I doubt even weighs a buck five she's got one hell of liver and an even stronger palate cause 3 shots of tequila w/o lemon or lime and she's wanting more. Needless to say I'm impressed but as she follows that with a shot of chartruese I'm left stunned as she smiles and socks me in the stomach with a tiny fist of fury. At some point in the onslaught of drinks and shots at Stolli's I give her the nickname of "Kid Gorgeous" in honor of her constant punching and her obvious good looks. I believe sometime while I was getting stupid drunk Jay Jonah was getting the Emperors grove back while grabbing handfuls of ass and titties, Jessie was having a little trouble as he got his face stuck to Chatelles, and everyone else was already leaving for the bus.

Outside on Whyte a drunken mess of people began staggering through the streets in search of there transportation to the next bar. On this walk I began talking to Veronica and Courtney, two girls who claimed we had been talking earlier in the night but I don't recall that ever happening. They wanted me to walk them to the bus to make sure they got on which I gladly began to do until Jessie amazingly without Chantelle ran over to me and informed me that Francine, Lindsey, and Shanna weren't among the crowd. After asking around we found out that they had gone to the bathroom at the time they announced our pubcrawl departure and figured them to still be in the bar. So being the ever drunk gentleman I decided to go back and get them but not before telling Jessie to stall the bus as long as possible. I then began a brisk jog back to Stolli's which was more difficult then I had imagined being that the faster my blood pumped the more disoriented I became. Once back in Stolli's I did a quick circut but was unable to find anyone other than Chris Epton who I stopped and talked to forgetting my current mission. Luckily I spotted Francine and snapped back into the druken leaving mode, however after explaning everyone was gone and the bus was leaving the girls didn't believe me. Understanding the urgency I grabbed Lindsey and started heading for the door hoping the others would follow, which thankfully they did. As the four of us booted it down the stairs I assured the girls that if they fell I would catch them knowing full well that chances are if one fell we were all going down. After a damn near full out drunken sprint I was able to see the bus and Jessie standing outside the door waving at us to hurry. As we entered the bus the crowd let out a roar as the final members of the party were on and the bus was off to the next destination. I then proceeded to point at the people I didn't know and say (which was quoted by Freddy) "I hate you!, I hate you!, I don't even know you but I hate your guts, and I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and only you!" Needless to say, it was bliss.

Location: Bus
Time: didn't matter at that point

On this bus trip I was told there was alot of grabbing and fondling of ass and titties. Most of it done by me. (I call erroneous on all counts until given proof)

Location:Globe
Time:?

This bar and the rest seemed to fly by as I don't remember much. I do recall thinking as the bus pulled up and opened the door "Oh my God they're turning us loose". I remember talking to Chimko and Katrina for a bit, doing more shots, and drinking my only MGD outside of home.

Location:Cowboys
Time: Midnight?

Upon entering I got a buch of free shots cause most people were not drinking anymore so they were giving theirs to me. I was asked to dance by a number of girls but seeing as I don't dance I turned them all down. Keith and I took a breather outside and ran into the guys that were running the crawl and they invited us to come out every weekend cause they apparently run them all the time. We sort of brushed them aside and headed back in to find everyone sitting around some tables and couches. The Crawl started to wind down as people started to leave, Keith, Ashley, Jaime, Chris, and Kelsey all disappeared around this point. Cowboys was fairly uneventful.

Location: Bus
Time: 1:00am?

This was a good ride if you can remember it. Lots of unnecessary yelling and what not. Francine was sitting with me or beside me and starting complaing that Bryan bit her, to which I responded in my best Schwarzenegger "Stop whining" and then proceeded to bite her. Some time after that on the bus I licked Lindseys face, then she licked mine and grabbed my junk. The rest is hazy.

Location: Rum
Time: Late

I don't recall much but Jessie was still making out with Chantelle and I think they included a beer bottle into their games. No one seemed to be drinking and we were all staggered along the entrance way on the couches and chairs. I think by this point we had all become the product of too much fun.

Location: Van Cab
Time: Too late

We stumbled through the West Ed parking lot mumbling stuff about what to eat and how to get home when we saw a van cab driving by. I called to Jessie to flag it down and when he did we opened the door and asked if he was the van cab we called for. He said someone had put in a call so we told him it was us and all piled in. Knowing that we didn't call for one we laughed thinking of the person who actually had and now would have to call another. On the trip home Bryan and I talked non-stop about Jessie and Chantelle and all the dirty and degrating things he should do with her. If I could have seen our cabbies face I'm sure it would have made his brown face blush.

Location: Home
Time: ?

I staggered through the door having trouble with the simplest tasks. Remembering a party that was that night I called Jonah to check if it was still going on and if so he should call me back and we should all hit it up. Within five minutes I called him back realizing I was too fucked up to even stand.

All in all, it was a good night.

From what I can remember.

Pubcrawl anyone?

Well this is my first post and i hope i have more time in the future to keep this thing updated. It would seem that a journal of what goes on in my (our) life is a little bit late since there could be pages of old stories i could tell but its better late then never. Lets start with saturday, April 8th, Pubcrawl for Laura.

Cast of characters: (everyones real name, or as i remember them)
Pat (homeboy)
Jessie (homeboy)
Kevin (jessies bro)
Jay Jonah (homeboy)
Keith (homeboy)
Ashley (keiths women)
Jamie (ashley's sister)
Chris (Jamies BF)
Ruben (club Z)
Fred (rionario)
Francine (old navy)
Lindsey (old navy)
Blonde friend (friend of old navy)

These are the people that started out with us at Pats house. We decided to get everyone who we know together at one place to start drinking. Everyone else listed are people on the pubcrawl that i knew or people i just ran into at the bars we were at

Laura (old navy, birthday girl)
Chantel (old navy, loves the cheese)
Chris Epton (bro of old homeboy)
Christine (telus)
Alex Mahary (highschool, U of A)
Simon (alex's bro)
Kristen (high school, U of A, many other connections)

There are a bunch more but those are the ones that have the most to do with the night

Location: 60 castle keep
Time: 7pm

I decide that all i really need to get started is a 6 pack of MGD and some Absinthe. That and the flask i take on the bus with me. Katie (pat's sister) was in Europe last summer and came back with some wicked Absinthe, and when i say wicked i don't mean cool i mean it was disgusting. There was about half a bottle left from the last time we had it, those in the know will remember that fateful night as it was a pub crawl as well. So about 6 of us finished the rest of the bottle off, it can only be described as a taste between jet fuel and black twislers. I didn't get a chance to drink all my beers. Of all the combinations i tried the one that went into the flask was as follows, one part disarono one part melon liquor, splash of gatorade propel. So with everyone half cut we make way to the first stop. Pam and Katie and my bro kindly drive us so we don't have to cab it. I leave with my car full around 20 to 8pm and the rest shortly after. The pubcrawl ticket says the busses leave promptly at 8 so we thought we were gonna miss the bus, but ,as we soon figured out, the promoters lied so everyone would get there early.

Location : Rum (Rum jungle as i remember it, they have since dropped the jungle)
Time: 8:10pm

I hadn't been there in a while since Jocelyn's 21st, so like 7 months, and it was as bad as i remember. While in line i see a familier head of frizzy hair. I didn't expect to see Kristen there but i guess you run into a bunch of people at these things. She was there with 2 other friends, both dark hair, one with a boyfriend. The one with the boyfriend was with him all night and didn't really say much, they pretty much kept to themselves. The other was friendly and as i rememeber pretty good looking. As we all filed into the empty club the guy running the thing was drawing some numbers on eveyones hand, what kind of promoter doesn't have wristbands? We spend about 45 minutes mingling inside, and this would be our first meeting with green shirt guy, then we all leave for a stop on whyte. But not before some weird contest where 2 dudes strip to their underwear and look for a shot of whatever somewhere in the bar.

Location : Stoli's on whyte
Time: 9:30 ish

Still kinda early so its not really full, which can be a good thing for those who have been in stoli's before. when we get in the coat check girl gives us some sort of shot, really sweet not really worth drinking to get drunk. I have probably had about 6-7 beers at this point, plus the couple shots of absinthe, at stoli's i have a couple tasty pussy shots, broken down golf carts, gladiators, etc. I see Pat at the bar and the chick puts down 6 shot glasses and fill them with tequlia. Francine and Pat then proceed to slam them down 3 each. I fully expect Francine to be right fucked in about 20 minutes considering the girl probably weighs about 105, but no the girl can hold her booze even after a couple vodka red bulls at Pat. It was not my goal to make Francine vommit but i did want to see what a shot of Chartreuse would do to her. For those of you that have tasted it, its worse then the absinthe we were drinking earlier. She took it like a seasoned drinker and earned my respect. While at Stollies we run into Chris Epton which is weird since he was the kid brother of good friend i haven't seen in a while. He was nice enough to lend me a smoke. Jessie meanwhile is grinding with Chantel, i can't tell if she is drunk but i do know shes into Jessie. I don't know how long we are there but as soon as they announce the bus is here we finish our drinks and board the bus. Next stop downtown e-town.

Location: Globe
Time : maybe 11pm

On any given Friday or Saturday night if you drive by the globe it is almost certain that you will see a bunch of busses lined up infront or in the adjacent parking lot. It seems that it's a popular place for pubcrawls. That also means that if you get there when everyone else gets there like 11, you'll probabbly have to wait in line since there are already pubcrawl people inside. Inside they greet us with another sweet concoction, i doubt there was a lot of alcohol in it. By now the globe is pretty busy. Most of the people on the pubcrawl spread out and check out the crowd then seem to find each other again. Its a busy night and it looks like they only have 2 bartenders working. It takes me like 10 minutes to get a beer and matches. I don't understand why most clubs in the city seems to be short bartenders, at any place on whyte i could get a drink in 30 seconds. Also the bartenders are making drinks for the waitresses at the same time. I've always seen waitresses at a busy bar a waste. There is barely any place to walk and they are carrying drinks around for people too lazy to go to the bar themselves. I understand the need for them in a place where the majority of the people there are sitting like in a martini bar but not in a place that is almost at capacity where people can't walk. I take my beer upstairs and go to the smoking balcony. I'm not a regular smoker i used to have a couple if Korie was out with us since he was the only one that regularly smoked but he has sinced quit so now i smoke even less. I still had that cig that i got at stollies so i smoked that, outside i run into Kristine a friend of Korie and Denny's from telus. She's fun to hang out with and we chatted for a bit while she smoked as well. I went back downstairs to meet the other. I guess at one point Chimko and Katrina were there but i didn't see them. Jessie just like before was grinding with Chantel on the dancefloor, will he get some tonight? We'll find out later. Sometime later i run into Kristine again and she is with some friends, i see Ruben nearby and ask him to hit on her hot friend which i know has a boyfriend standing right near us. I just wanted to see what would happen after like 2 minutes talking to her he stepped in and said something to Ruben, we laughed i think he apologized and we left. I spent the rest of the time drinking more MGD and hanging out with Jonah, Pat, Fred, and the 3 old navy girls. Curiously they were performing high kicks, and they were trying to figure out who could kick the highest. Well i joined in and as it turns out i kick the highest. It was time to leave and i was feeling pretty hungry. Everyone was boarding and i spot the funky pickle so i run there grab a slice of spinach and something pizza and board the bus. I must have shared the pizza with 5 different people onthe bus, each taking a big bite out of my slice. The busride to cowboys was a mess, people trying to walk around on the bus and falling over, by this time i had drank and shared the contants of my flask away, mostly to cute girls who thought it tasted like some sort of jello. I think the best part of pubcrawls are the bus rides, you cram like 50 people drunk people onto a yellow bus and fun things start happening.

Location: Cowboys
Time: no idea

I don't know why there was a stop here, or why this place still exists for that matter. No one goes here and as expected it was pretty empty inside. By this point i don't want any more to drink and i'm in that state where i just sit there, kinda like i'm stoned but i'm not. Everyone else is the same, people on the pubcrawl were pretty much partied out and eveyone was just sitting on couches and at tables just chilling out. Keith and his bunch left here when we got on the bus for the last stop, come to think of it we should have left as well.

Location: Rum
Time: maybe 1:30am

On the way in i see Simon dragging out this hystical blond chick. Not sure what her issue was but all he was saying was "just leave, just leave". Rum was packed, fillied with the usual club going types. Crowds of asians in one corner, browns in another, wandering italians, groups of urban guys (read black). It seems like the type of place where a fight could break out at any given moment, a totally baseless fight because of a dirty look or a bump of shoulders, not really my type of place. But i did run into some black guys i did know, the Mahary brothers, I saw Simon when we first got in. Of our short time there we just sat on some couches and talked. Jessie meanwhile was making out with Chantel. By then most of the pubcrawlers were all over the place or had gone home. In the end it was just pat, jonah, fred, jessie, kevin, and the 3 old navy girls. All us guys cab it back to pats place. On the cab ride home Pat and i proceed to berate Jessie about not taking Chantel home some of the dirtiest shit you could think of was comming out of out mouths for pretty much the eitire ride home. We get out at Pats and the rest of us get into Jonahs car and go to tims.

Location: Tims
Time: late

I get this soup and sandwich deal, the soup was so damn tasty. Jessie was making note of how good that soup was as well, being that late and that hungry made the soup even better. The sandwich....not so good. After eating the sandwich i realized i got a turkey and bacon sandwich, but there was no turkey in my sandwich, oh well. I didn't win that roll up the rim thing either. Those rims are such a pain in the ass, they should use those pealy things that Mc dicks uses for those monopoly pieces instead

Location: Home
Time: really late

Plop into bed knowing i have a business law case to write that is due for the tuesday. Turns out i wouldn't write it until monday afternoon.