Gas Pump...........never again

Cast:
Speilbergo
Mr. Smith
Mr. Ross
Mr. Pannich
Lauren

The night would start at speilbergos house with some tasty quiznos. Ross, jon and i would enjoy our sandwiches before we got too drunk and felt too sick to eat them. Ross brought over a bunch of those little mini bottles of booze that he stole from the liquor store he works at. I drank whatever i thought was interesting, a bottle of soho, some ameretto, some sort of cirtus vodka. All the mixes i came up with tasted pretty good, by the time i went through it i was done 4 -5 of those little bottles. Pannich would arrive and bring with him alcoholic snakes and ladders. Nothing really much to the game, just snakes and ladders on a glass board with shot glasses as your marker. When you hit a snake you take a shot of whatever. We would play a couple rounds while waiting for ryan who was taking forever. Eventually he came and he brought some vanilla vodka as well. After a while we all gave up on snakes an ladders and drank the old fashioned way. There were talks about hitting the gas pump, i guess ryan and ross and pannich were there the night before for a bit and wanted to see what it was like tonight. Jon and i were adamantly against going but we were out voted. Before we even leave the house we are all smashed. The cabbie would pick us up at like 9:45.

Time: 10ish
Location : gas pump

Most people know the gas pump as one of those places that old, fat people go and hang out. I hope i never turn out like that. Dispite this reputation some of us thought that there maybe some decent cougers there, a phrase in itself an oxymoron. The place was pretty dead and the crowd was pretty shitty. The only decent looking chicks was a bartender and a waitress. After a bottle of mgd we would hit jasper 10 minutes after getting there

Time: 10:20ish
Location: Suede

From the gas pump we would head to suede. Ryan wanted to see if a certain bartender was working. She wasn't but we stayed for a drink anyways. I had some sort of fruity martini, didn't really think it was going to get me more drunk but sure tasted good. Ross and Berg would run into a waitress that they went to school with. She was one of those hot girls that you went to school with most of your life but then started hanging out with a different crowd in high school kind of girls. She was really nice though and would buy/give ross and jon a bottle strong bow and spend a brief time catching up with them.

Time: ??
Location: Something with "Rouge" in the title

Walking east with the intention of going to druid we come across an interesting place that looked like it hadn't been open long. We stumble inside and see 3-4 couples dancing some spanish dancing with a bunch of people watching. Pretty cool to watch, made me wish i actually had some moves. I asked the bartender for something to drink with some hypnotic in it. He made me an awesome tasting martni with hypnotic, malibu, and some sort of juice in it. Really good. We didn't really stay long, on the way out ross would recognize some girl that was in business with us, ross would initiate a coversation, one of those "aren't you in my faculty" sort of deals. Ross and everyone else would leave and i would continue the conversasion for a bit longer, then she introduced me to her boyfriend and i thought that it would be a good time to leave and catch up with the rest of them.

Time:??
Location: Druid

The 5 of us stood outside the druid. There as a pretty long line outside and we didn't really want to wait. Ross and pannich would head across the street to level 2 i think it was called. Ryan and i would try the back door. Ryan used the "i'm a firefighter line" and it got us in no problem, even though ryan didn't have his firefighter ID on him. We got some drinks and walked around for a bit. Pannich and ross would eventually find their way in, but i'm not sure what happened to jon at this point. Later on he would find us with Lauren, i guess he went to meet her somewhere. The rest of the night was pretty much a blur. At one point ryan and i were jsut standing by a table and some girl grabs ryan's ass. He would sit down and chat it up for a bit. Later on he would pickup/get picked up (not really sure what the case was) by an older looking, little bit bigger blonde girl. I glanced at her hand and saw she and a ring on. I didn't really question it since some girls just wear a ring on they left hand even though they really aren't married. I brought it to the attention to ryan and i guess he didn't notice until i told him. I left ryan to his own devices and went for a round of the bar. I see some girl sitting at a table with her friends and she gives me this little wave. She says she knows me and i have no idea who she is. Keep in mind i'm completely gone by now. After a couple minutes of talking with her it stuck me that she was my brothers friend. I felt like such an idiot having blanked just moments before. Turns out she was with a brogley, the youngest brogley to be more specific, many of you will know who i'm talking about.

Pannich and ross would wander outside. Ryan was clear that we would be leaving with out him so i let him be and went outside. Outside i saw the girl ryan was withs friends. I told them i noticed the ring and asked them about it. I asked if she was married and they said, " she is kinda married, almost divorsed" they didn't really clear things up but then again it wasn't really any of my concern, just as long as her "almost ex husband" didn't take issue with ryan.

I noticed ross and jay had dissappeared and i was just standing there with berg. Moments later i see ross sprinting towards me with a gatorade in his had. I would later find out from pannich that ross first went running around somewhere and had to be chased down by jay. Once caught he took off again to the shoppers drug mart and once again had to be hunted down by jay. The 4 of us hopped into a cab and made our way home. The entire ride ross was pretty much passed out clutching the gatorade in his right hand. 2 minutes from home he gets up groggily and asks the cabbie to pull over. They say a picture is worth a thousand words so this will be the end of the post.